One Sunday, Sarcastic Bitch asked the Mean Bitch to go with her in Antipolo Church for her new car to be blessed:Before the blessing...
The bitches were last in line in the car blessing waiting area. Sarcastic Bitch spotted the cute priest, she was about to tell Mean Bitch about it, when she turned around... Mean Bitch was already on her feet towards the priest.
Sarcastic Bitch: (thinking) HUH???
Mean Bitch and Sarcastic Bitch waiting for the priest for the car blessing.. another priest passed by..
Sarcastic Bitch: Itago mo yung resibo..
Mean Bitch: Bakit?
Sarcastic Bitch: Kase yung gwapo yung gusto ko.. ahahahha!! :))
Mean Bitch: (kunwari kausap si father) Father, pwede ba magpakasal?
Father: (kunwari sumagot) Ah oo naman... kanino?
Mean Bitch: (nangangarap) Sa iyo! Hahaha!!!
After the blessing...
Sarcastic Bitch: Mag-madre na lang kaya ako?!?!
Mean Bitch: Bakit?!?!
Sarcastic Bitch: Eh kase ang gwapo ni father.. magseserve na lang ako dito sa antipolo..
Mean Bitch: Hmmm.. Balik na lang tyo next week.. Pabless natin yung volks..
Sarcastic Bitch: Hinde.. Bili na lang tyo ulit ng kotse.. TOYOTA!! ILABAS ANG YARIS!!! ...ahahahha!! :))
Sarcastic Bitch: Anong oras na?
Mean Bitch: (tingin sa relo) 10:30 na...
Sarcastic Bitch: 11:00 na kaya...
Mean Bitch: Nyak! Tumigil ang oras ko nung nakita ko si Father!!!
Mean Bitch: Gutom na ko...
Sarcastic Bitch: Ako busog na..
Mean Bitch: Ha? Bakit?
Sarcastic Bitch: Nabusog ako nung nakita ko si Father... *beautiful eyes*
Mean Bitch: Ako, lalo ko nagutom nung nakita ko sya! *sly smile*
