Not the Same Pair of Friends...

While having coffee...

Mean Bitch and Sarcastic Bitch saw two girls who were also friends spending their lazy day having coffee as well like the bitches. One would think that it's the same pair of friends, just chilling out in a coffee shop to beat the summer heat. The difference though from the bitches, the other girls had all the right to chill in their little sexy tops and "super short" shorts, given that they were both tall and skinny.

Noticing that all the guys (real guys, that is) in the coffee shop, all had their heads turned toward the skinny pair of girls...

Mean Bitch: (whispering) Oi... oi... ang mga mata, baka malaglag... Tsk! tsk! tsk!
Sarcastic Bitch: M... hayaan mo na... Haaay... kung ako ganyan ka-payat at ka-tangkad... magsusuot din ako nyan... at rarampa dito sa Starbucks! Hahaha
Mean Bitch: Hahaha... kaso... hindi!
Sarcastic Bitch: (pretended not to hear Mean Bitch and just sipped through her drink)... and *changes the topic*

Mean Bitch: Life Baker!

Mean Bitch and Sarcastic Bitch hanging out in Starbucks:

Mean Bitch: Dala mo yung laptop mo?

Sarcastic Bitch: Hindi. Iniwan ko sa bahay eh, bakit?

Mean Bitch: Wala lang... (staying quiet for a while)

Mean Bitch: Uy, naglalaro ka na ba ng Baking Life?

Sarcastic Bitch: May account na ko pero nakakatamad naman maglaro... Alam mo naman ako walang tiyaga sa mga facebook games!

Mean Bitch: * with desparate look on her face* Uy... approve mo naman mga requests ko sayo...

Sarcastic Bitch: Ha? Ok sige next time...

Mean Bitch: Dali na para mag-level up na 'ko... Dali na approve mo na!

Sarcastic Bitch: Ang kulit!!! Ano gusto mo ngayon na??? O sige, uuwi na ko para makapag-approve.

Mean Bitch: Sige uwi ka na!

Sarcastic Bitch: *head scratch*

On Going Back to Antipolo

Sarcastic Bitch: M, samahan mo naman ulit ako sa Antipolo Church...

Mean Bitch: Bakit, anong gagawin natin dun?

Sarcastic Bitch: Pa-bless ko ulit si Britney, lagi syang nababangga eh. Feeling ko, I need to have her blessed again.

Mean Bitch: Asus... gusto mo lang ulit makita yung gwapong pari!

Sarcastic Bitch: PWEDE!!!

Mean Bitch: Landi mo! Hahaha!

Sarcastic Bitch, Frustrated

Sarcastic Bitch (frustrated): I'm tired. I'm stressed. Dami ko pa iniisip. Tapos, I feel so poor pa. Ang daming gastos. Ayoko na talaga gumastos. *frown*
Mean Bitch: Ok lang yan....
Sarcastic Bitch: Sometimes, I feel like I just want to take a vacation. Pwede ba mga one month, mawala na lang muna ko? I wanna go somewhere where I do not have to worry about anything... * dreamy sigh*
Mean Bitch: Ikaw... kaso gastos ulit yun. Hahaha!
Sarcastic Bitch: Shoot! *frown*

Mean Bitch Richer By...

Mean Bitch: Uy, nanalo pala ko sa lotto

Sarcastic Bitch: Wow!!! Magkano??? Balato! Manlibre ka naman!

Mean Bitch: 150...

Sarcastic Bitch (interrupting): Thousand?!?!?!

Mean Bitch: Hindi... Pesos! 150 Pesos!

Sarcastic Bitch: Ha???? Yun na yon??? Kala mo naman ang laki!

Mean Bitch: At least I'm richer by 70 Pesos... 80 pesos lang naman taya ko.

Sarcastic Bitch: Ay kulang pa pang-Starbucks yan. Tse!