Sunday, March 20, 2011

Divisoria Day


The Bitches decided to spend the day in Divisoria.

Sarcastic Bitch as the "Driver"
Mean Bitch as the "Navigator"
Mean Bitch's Fiance as the "Observer"

Sarcastic Bitch: M, kaw magturo ng daan. I don't know the way. So, where to?
Mean Bitch: Ok... diretso ka... then kaliwa...
Sarcastic Bitch: Ok, what's next?
Mean Bitch: Tapos diretso-kaliwa.
Sarcastic Bitch: Ha? Wala naman kaliwaan ah..
Mean Bitch: hindi... diretsong kaliwa...
Sarcastic Bitch: Huh?
Mean Bitch's Fiance: *scratching his head*

Finally, in Divisoria...

Mean Bitch: So ano na plano natin gawin dito?
Mean Bitch's Fiance: Ewan ko.
Mean Bitch: Kaw kaya nagyaya dito...
Mean Bitch's Fiance: Wala lang, gusto ko lang makita kung ano meron dito...
Sarcastic Bitch: Ako naman, sumama lang ako para malaman ko kung paano pumunta... hahahaha!
Mean Bitch: *thinking* Uwian na!

After a few hours, the bitches were happy with some great bargain stuff that they bought...

Sarcastic Bitch: I have a new hang-out place!
Mean Bitch: Yeah I agree.
Sarcastic Bitch: Balik tayo next time M, and and next time let's conquer Divisoria!
Mean Bitch: Kuripot ka talaga!


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